You are a sinner.

No, I am not.

I say you are.

Who are you?

You know who I am.

No, I don’t.

You could be inside my own head.

Show yourself.

No.

You must have faith.

No, I won’t.

I doubt. That’s all.

I cannot know that you are real.

Therefore, I do not trust you.

I am not a sinner.